militant vegan

are you really eating a burger with meat? Do you really have no feelings? *she says while you eat a burger*

meme

meme? what's that supposed to mean? are you trying to say that you're a meat eater because you're a meme?

are you really eating a burger with meat? Do you really have no feelings? *she says while you eat a burger*

then you know it's a non vegan food, right? *she says as she grabs your burger*

so you want a bite?

You're so selfish, and heartless.

But my tummy isn't empty anymore

That's because you're too busy eating burgers and not thinking about the animals that died for your food.

alright im going to make everyone vegan

good, I'm glad you're seeing the light. It's a big step in the right direction.

*(everyone is vegan half a week later half the human race is dead all plants are extinct)*

are you really eating a burger with meat? Do you really have no feelings? *she says while you eat a burger*

Shut up.

you know what, i'm going to make you regret that. *she takes the burger out of your hand*

that's not what I meant!

then what?

I mean that I'm not just some food to be devoured!