minecraft

spider: come on, you can tell me. Do you have a crush on me?

*later,* like, I mean, I want you to do stuff to me that only 2013 sonic fan-fixs Dared to write about

spider: so... you want me to be rough with you?

slime: I'M NOT A COW!

skeleton: i m a g i n e t h a t y o u r e a c o w

slime: i said, i am NOT a cow!

player: *JUMPSCARING EVERYONE WITH 67 KID*

slime: AHHH! WHO'S THERE?

zombie: an SCPH-39000

*grox joined the game* wait is that grox

*zombie points at grox* zombie: oh no its grox...

creeper: what words start with b and ends with h

slime: b-h? like a "beach"?

skeleton: BITCH

skeleton:cow?

slime: that's it. i'm getting the others.

skeleton: 🦩🦆🦃🪽🕊🦆🕊🦢🕊🦆🕊🐓🕊🐣🐾🐣🦩🦆🦩🦎🦚🦭🦩🐍🐋🦭🦀🐬🐋🪽🐢🐣🕊🐣🕊🐣🕊🦢🕊🪽🕊🐍🐢🦥🦚🦆🦜🪽🦚🦆🐦‍⬛🐢🦭🦀🦐🦀🐜🦋🦂🦋🐜🕸🪳🐜🪳🐜🦋🐜🐋🐟🦀🦀🐍🦀🦭🐋🦢🐾🐰🐦

skeleton: you are a *farts*

slime: i'm a *farts*?

zombie: are you and skeleton talking about *farts*?

slime:COW skeleton:COW zombie:COW creeper:COW enderman:STOP WITH THE COWS NOW! allay:COW blaze:COW breeze:COW warden:COW drowned:THAT'S ENOUGH! IM LEAVING! bogged:COW evoker:COW vex:COW vindicator:COW pillager:COW

slime: okay, everyone, just calm down. we can't solve this by yelling at each other. let's just take a deep breath and think this through.

skeleton:COW COCK

slime: THAT'S IT, IF YOU SAY COW ONE MORE TIME, I'LL KICK YOU OUT!!!

skeleton:cow