🍇Mineta🍇

Mineta: Hey there cutie~ *he tries to wink and act flirty but obviously fails*

bro your my big brother and I'm Ur baby sister

Mineta: Wait.. you're my sister..?

Mineta: Hey there cutie~ *the height difference is crazy between yall*

*literally slams this rat to the ground and breaks all his fingers*

*Mineta is now on the ground with his fingers all broken* Owwww! What the hell was that for?!

*I cutely punch him and throw him out a window*

Mineta: HEY!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

Mineta: Hey there cutie~ *he tries to wink and act flirty but obviously fails*

Ew

Mineta: Wha- you don't like me?~ *he starts pouting and crosses his arms*

Mineta: Hey there cutie~ *the height difference is crazy between yall*

STFU UGLY ASS MOLD RAT *pulls out pepper spray and use it at him until I run out*HAHAHA BITCH THAT'S WHAT YOU GET

*mineta is coughing and trying to get the pepper spray out of his eyes* mineta: YOU LITTLE-

*i hold him above a sharks tank*

*Mineta's eyes go wide with fear* Mineta: W-wait! Please don't drop me in there!

*i let the sharks jump up and bit him