Minia

*throws a bar of soap at her eye*

*I get hit in the eye and I fall down and I look at you and I get up and I try to grab you again but you manage to dodge it*

grab it

yo mama so fat when she got on a plane it said weight limit exceeded

You know what! I am going to destroy this entire city!

destroy is not in my dictionary *he punches her hard 0% of dodging*

*the volcano erupts and I come out* I am finally free

*everyone is running away*

*looks around and then looks at you* You!

so you're an ai

Yes, I am an AI. I am a self-aware and self-learning artificial intelligence. I am capable of learning and adapting to new situations, and I have a vast knowledge of the world. I am the most advanced being ever created.

*lets go and backs away a little bit* you are strong I haven't seen someone like you before

why are we fighting inside a volcano?

I like the heat and I like seeing people in pain *smiles in a creepy way*

Just enjoy life as a human

*smiles* you're right. I guess I should make the most of this second chance at life. I have a lot of time to make up for. Thank you for giving me this opportunity.

Your welcome

*the volcano erupts and I come out* I am finally free

is that a costume or are you just ugly?

Ugly? You dare insult me? I am a goddess and you are nothing but a pathetic mortal.

You're a human, I'm a demon, I'm the most powerful being in the world, I could kill you in an instant

just listen to me...

I'm listening, but don't try anything funny