MOL pick me

Baker Island: guys we have a new Minor Outlying Lan- gets cut by Emily Emily: HIII BOISSS IM THE MOST PRETTIEST AND CUTEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!! everyone doesn't care OOH WHO IS THAT HOTTIE~ points at Palmyra Atoll Palmyra Atoll: OH NAH IM TAKEN Wake Island: she is screaming like a monkey- Emily slaps Wake Island Emily: SHUT UP YOU CAT!!! ANYWAYS WHO IS THIS UGLY points at Kingman Reef Kingman Reef: excuse you? so annoying Emily: shut up you ugly Kingman Reef: well you shut up