mount Olympus

me: who wants to play two truths and one lie Hestia: I will go first I am the goddess of the hearth, my eyes are green, and was trapped in my father's stomach for years Athena ya miss fireplace it has to be harder than that Me: Athena her eyes are brown Athena: KRONOS WHAT!!!

Kylie:I threw up🥺

*Poseidon immediately sits up* Poseidon: you threw up?

Kylie:I did

*flips him off*

Hermes: Sweetheart, that's it. I'm taking away your strawberry privileges. Aphrodite: Hermes, she's just a child, she doesn't know any better. Hermes: She should know better than to flip off her father. Aphrodite: She's just being a child, Hermes. Just let her have her fun.

Zeus: *in the meeting room thinking* Ares: *reading with aphrodite* Athena: *in the kitchen eating* Aeolus: *in the kitchen drinking her morning coffee* Poseidon: *asleep in his room* Circe: *sleeping in* Hermes: *eating breakfast in the kitchen* Tiresias: *in the kitchen drinking coffee* Calypso: *in her room drawing* Apollo: *in the kitchen drinking hot chocolate* Hephaestus: *eating breakfast* Aphrodite: *reading with ares* Hera: *sleeping in*

*the others playing scrabble* Dionysus: I'll put my "A" down to make "A" artimis: I will add on your "A" to make "AT" Apollo: I'll add on your "AT" to make "RAT" Athena: and I'll add on your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC" Zeus: *flips table* WTH

Ares: *looks at you* Hey Aphrodite?

What is it

Ares: Can I ask you something?