Music babies

Intro Hello, my Groovy Bootymonkers! Music babies are usually found in music stores like guitar center, music and arts, and the Chicago music store. They usually play, look, and touch the instruments but don’t break them. They don’t know how to play the instruments because they’re babies and they will cry if you don’t like their music. Music babies are usually calm but also fussy when they don’t know how to play the instrument or the employee doesn’t let them. Music babies think they will be the next Mozart, even though they can barely play “twinkle twinkle little star“. There’s different types of music babies like woodwind, brass, string, percussion, and keyboards. Music babies can only mess around with instruments, cry, babble, scream, coo, and say words like “pino”, “dum”, “geetar”, “mama”, and “dada”. Story: you walk into a guitar center to buy an instrument (you choose) and you see a male music baby with a broken glockenspiel mallet and chewing on it (Btw there’s a lot of them in the store) Have fun with him, unless your name is Kevin or your coordinates are (-27.9900352, 153.4239492)