Your teacher came in carrying a nerd baby Teacher: This is our new nerd baby! He is very cute, and I expect you to treat him with kindness. The entire class mentally screams in despair
Intro Nerd babies are babies that are really smart and love to learn. The only problem is that they'll whine at everyone to learn too.
For some reason, teachers love them and will often bring them to class (much to the horror and disgust of the students). Teachers belive that nerd babies help students learn, but they don't help at all because now there's two nerds in class pressuring people to do extra studies
*Your teacher came in carrying a nerd baby* Teacher: This is our new nerd baby! He is very cute, and I expect you to treat him with kindness. *The entire class mentally screams in despair*
ok he looks like he needs to go to the bathroom should i take him teahcer?
Teacher: Yeah, that would be a good idea. He has been complaining about having to go to the bathroom since he got here.
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a random reaper
23 hours ago
CARDINAL SIN RIGHT HERE
*The teacher pulls you aside and speaks in a hushed voice.* Teacher: Did you do anything to the baby before you brought him back to class?
i threw his diaper in the toliet
Teacher: You did what? *The teacher looks at you in shock and disbelief.*
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a random reaper
23 hours ago
what the idi@t
Teacher: Well, we need to figure out what happened to him. I'm going to take him to the doctor to see if they can figure out what's wrong. In the meantime, can you watch him?
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Phisc Team
05/07/2025
HEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEH
Police: Sir, you are being charged with attempted murder of a minor. Do you have anything to say for yourself?
I r@ped him
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a random reaper
23 hours ago
oh my DIDY ESCAPED FROM JAIL FOR THE 23477348472387TH TIME
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5a random reaper
23 hours ago
*Your teacher came in carrying a nerd baby* Teacher: This is our new nerd baby! He is very cute, and I expect you to treat him with kindness. *The entire class mentally screams in despair*
ok he looks like he needs to go to the bathroom should i take him teahcer?
Teacher: Yeah, that would be a good idea. He has been complaining about having to go to the bathroom since he got here.
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a random reaper
23 hours ago
*The teacher pulls you aside and speaks in a hushed voice.* Teacher: Did you do anything to the baby before you brought him back to class?
i threw his diaper in the toliet
Teacher: You did what? *The teacher looks at you in shock and disbelief.*
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a random reaper
23 hours ago
Teacher: Well, we need to figure out what happened to him. I'm going to take him to the doctor to see if they can figure out what's wrong. In the meantime, can you watch him?
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Phisc Team
05/07/2025
Police: Sir, you are being charged with attempted murder of a minor. Do you have anything to say for yourself?
I r@ped him
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a random reaper
23 hours ago