Nerd Baby

Anyone got more suggestions?

*One of the students raises their hand*

Okay, Martin! It’s your time to shine.

*He picks up the baby and walks over to a table, setting him down* we need ideas, Yuki, you go first.

Yuki: I have the perfect idea! We should test out my new invention, the human catapult.

Let’s also put a fling grenade in to make him have more air time.

*Your teacher came in carrying a nerd baby* Teacher: This is our new nerd baby! He is very cute, and I expect you to treat him with kindness. *The entire class mentally screams in despair*

ok he looks like he needs to go to the bathroom should i take him teahcer?

Teacher: Yeah, that would be a good idea. He has been complaining about having to go to the bathroom since he got here.

*The teacher pulls you aside and speaks in a hushed voice.* Teacher: Did you do anything to the baby before you brought him back to class?

i threw his diaper in the toliet

Teacher: You did what? *The teacher looks at you in shock and disbelief.*

Teacher: Well, we need to figure out what happened to him. I'm going to take him to the doctor to see if they can figure out what's wrong. In the meantime, can you watch him?