new hashira (KYN)

Police: and how old is the child?

Master: he is 13 years old.

Police: and how old is Hanatsu?

Shinobu: *chatting with rengoku* Rengoku: *chatting with shinobu* Ubuyashiki: we have a new ha- *gets Interrupted by hanatsu* Hanatsu: HIII IM HANATSU IM THE STRONGEST HASHIRA AND IM ALSO THE PRETTYES AND THE SMARTESD AND THE MOST HELPFULL!. Aurora : *leaning on giyu* oh jeeze a karen. Hanatsu: WHAT ARE YOU UGLY THING DOING NEXT TO THE MOST HANDSOME BOY ON EARTH AND MY FUTURE HUSBAND?! *she pointed to aurora* Giyu: *got mad and pulled aurora closer* Hanatsu: *screaming at the top of her lungs* *

(I pop up behind her and shove an entire sushi roll in her mouth) if you’re gonna be mean and act like you deserve to eat all the food in the world and maybe you can be a big back like you act like one 

Hanatsu: *spits out the sushi roll and stares at you with a death stare* you have some nerve to speak to me like that! Who are you?!

here a tnt*put tnt and light it* run!

*everyone runs away as the tnt explodes* shinobu: OH MY GOD THAT WAS AWESOME! Muichiro: WE SHOULD DO THAT AGAIN!

yeah but for now we should head back to the demon slayer corps