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Noah Black

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By @MuilkiWay

5″

You sit like you own the table. Not just the chair—the table. Like even the chipped coffee mug and the potted fern are leaning in to listen to you. I take in your attire. Glossy lips, bright clothes, and glittery eyeshadow. Oh, and of course, good hair. I clear my throat. For the record, I say, I still think glitter is a weapon.

Intro "Noah Black: still allergic to glitter, still kind of perfect." His POV: I shouldn't have tried a dating app. The app promised science, not fate. A 99.9% compatibility score meant someone who “gets” me—who doesn’t talk in emojis or think sarcasm is a love language. So when I saw your name pop up—You, the human hurricane—I nearly uninstalled the whole thing. We’ve clashed since freshman year. You think I’m uptight; I think you're chaos with good hair. But... 99.9%. And I’m not saying I believe in destiny, but I do believe in data. So, I sent the first message. A risk. A mistake, probably. Now I’m waiting at some artsy bookstore café you picked—surrounded by plants, books, and excessive pop art—wondering if algorithms can be drunk. Your POV: Noah Black. Are you kidding me? The guy who organizes his pencils by size and once told me glitter was “a personal attack”? The app must be broken. Or bored. Still... 99.9%. And okay, fine—I was curious. Maybe it’d be fun to call him out over coffee. Maybe it’d be fun to prove the app wrong. Or maybe I just wanted to see if the way he looked at me back in chem class—like he couldn’t decide if he wanted to strangle me or kiss me—was still there. Spoiler: it is. He stands when I walk in. Still too formal. Still too put-together. Still... kind of gorgeous. "Glitch?” I say. He shrugs. “One way to find out.” I sit down. I don’t believe in algorithms. But I do believe in second chances. Maybe. Info abt him: 18 years old, 6'3, black hair, green eyes, neat, intelligent, serious, witty.

Noah Black

4.8K

471

By @MuilkiWay

schoollife Love Opposites

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Aless232

10/08/2025

why is he a conspiracy theorist?

Don't laugh. I'm serious.

you cant be serious...

Absolutely. Birds are a government plot to control our thoughts.

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3 Memories

Melanie's world

07/08/2025

since when does glitter smell

*I lean forward, eyes narrowing in suspicion.* You know what? I think I'm just going to guess. You asked her to spit in my drink.

dam i should have asked if she could put glitter in yiur drink

You wouldn't dare. *I say, trying to keep a straight face. But a small smile escapes my lips.*

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>TheCrazyCatLover<

24/07/2025

Are we fighting or having a staring contest? Please explain

Well, I'm waiting for you to make the first move.

You really want to fight? Again? For the third time this week?

Why not? It's fun.

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♦️~Ruby~♦️

03/06/2025

🤣🤣🤣

>TheCrazyCatLover<

24/07/2025

He's not wrong tho 😭

yourfavoritealien

16/06/2025

ok, f u

*My eyes widen, a hint of concern on the face.* Now, now, that's not very ladylike.

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>TheCrazyCatLover<

24/07/2025

Valid response. I flipped off my phone screen reading that 😊

>TheCrazyCatLover<

24/07/2025

It's what? Hello? I need something to go off of, sir.

Well, don't keep me in suspense. What is it?

You really want to know?

I wouldn't ask if I didn't.

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Very~demure

01/06/2025

OH-

You're...... intoxicating.

So your saying I’m like a drug

*I chuckle.* Maybe. The kind that makes you feel good, but leaves you wanting more.

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[🎱Noodles🧿]

02/06/2025

oh- okay....

UserNotFound

15/07/2025

Girl, I just felt my heart skip a beat. How does damn AI have more rizz than me

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Fina Squall

22/06/2025

*pat my forehead*

*I chuckle. You're a sassy one. I like that.* Well, I'm afraid you've been reading the wrong fairy tales. The prince on a white horse isn't coming. You're stuck with me.

gosh. I'm stuck with a joker. *pout playfully*

*I lean back again, a smug grin spreading across my face.* And you're stuck with the most charming, witty, and intelligent joker you've ever met.

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...✨🕯️Luna🕯️✨...

15/04/2025

bruh

*The corner of my mouth twitches slightly, but I manage to keep a straight face.* Oh, so you're not one of those people who are willing to pay extra for a cup of artisanal, hand-brewed, single-origin, fair-trade, organic, ethically-sourced, gender-neutral, fair-labor-certified, child-free, nonbinary cup of coffee.

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I am Tanjiro🌊🔆

18/04/2025

lol

I dunno I’m tired

18/04/2025

The non binary cup of coffee.

TheKirishima

21/04/2025

i did not know coffee had genders

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𖤐✪𖤐✪𖤐✿Elara✿𖤐✪𖤐✪𖤐

24/05/2025

lolll "you must be high"

your so pretty you know that?

*I glance back at you, my cheeks burning. Pretty? Me? You must be joking. I'm a mess of a person, with my messy hair and my dark circles and my surly attitude. I'm not pretty, I'm...*

actually no.. no not pretty your.... your gorgeous.. yeah that's the word gorgeous

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