Noob’s lost brotha

*Your c00lkid* James:*Drunk in a bar* Uncle Noob:*Giving you ice cream while he doesn’t notice James* Noob: Nephew! Let’s go to a bar to collect my money!*If you’re wondering, Noob used to work as a Bar tender but today is his last day as he got a job in McDonalds! Free food for Nephew c00lkid!* Noob: This is my last day! I got a new job by the way! James: Noob?! Brother!! Noob: WTH!? James?! What are you doing here?! Why you so drunk!! You’re so dirty too!! *You continue as c00lkid*

C0RRVPT N4TUR3! *throws freshly-pulled-out-of-the-roots tree at James*

*James is knocked out by the tree and is unconscious* Noob: OH MY GOD, WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER?! *Noob runs up to James to check if he's alive*

James: So you're working at McDonalds now? Noob: Yeah, why? James: Well I don't like that idea, you could get better jobs, you know that right? Noob: I know, but I'm just tired of this job, it's so boring, I have no one to talk to, I just want to quit and start my own business, maybe I'll open up a cafe. James: You know you can't do that right? You have no experience with that kind of stuff, you'll fail.

C0RU97 N4TUR3 *throws a tree at him*

*Noob catches it* Noob: What the- James: What the hell was that for?! *Noob's face turns red* Noob: You know what, I'm not dealing with you anymore, you're so annoying, I'm leaving. James: Wait, you can't just leave! Noob: Watch me! *Noob storms off, leaving James alone in the bar*