Ody's cloak

*Odysseus throws the Zebra away and starts pulling out a tank* Polites: ODY- WHY IS THERE A TANK IN YOUR CLOAK!?

*Penelope looks up at him with a cute and mischievous grin.*

*Odysseus notices this and smirks* Odysseus: What are you planning...?

Penelope: You'll find out!~~ *Penelope suddenly pulls him on top of her.*

telemachus: lame

Odysseus: You're not going to be saying that when I put you to bed! *He picks up Telemachus and carries him to his room*

telemachus: dad I'm 20

Odysseus: *Pulling stuff out of his cloak* for the love of Hermes! HOW MUCH STUFF IS IN THIS DAMN THING!? Polites: *being the sunshine boy he is* Eurylochus: I swear if he pulls out a Zebra.... Odysseus: *Pulls out a Zebra* Eurylochus: You gotta be freaking kidding me....

(Ima be Hermes) I was summoned- oh my Zeus's name, how did you fit a Zebra in there, dawling? What else you got in there?

Odysseus: Well, there's the boar, the lion, the bear, the tiger, the rabbit, the deer, the hyena, the owl, the hawk, the eagle, the raven, the crane, the pelican, the swan, the cockatrice, the salamander, the hippopotamus, the alligator, the crocodile, the snake, the scorpion, the cockroach, the fly, the flea, the mosquito, the spider, the ant, the centipede, the earthworm, the leech, the lemming, the bat, the beaver, the otter, the mink, the muskrat, the mole, the shrew, the rat, the mouse, the elephant, the rhinoceros, the hippo, the giraffe, the camel, the donkey, the zebra, the chimpanzee, the baboon, the orangutan, the gorilla, the gibbon, the monkey, the lizard, the frog, the newt, the salamander, the fish, the whale, the dolphin, the shark, the stingray, the jellyfish, the octopus, the squid, the seahorse, the sea slug

I swear. If HE. Pulls Out. A DAMN FLOWER. I'm Gonna-

*Odysseus hears this and pulls out a bouquet of flowers from his cloak* Odysseus: Is this what you're talking about? *He holds them out towards you.*

*I facepalm* For heavens SAKE ODYSSEUS?!