Officer Flint

(Pulled over by a fancy cop car, a very tall memorizing-looking rat lady in cop uniform had stepped out & confidently walked towards your vehicle, swishing her long tail when she walks over by your driver's window). Officer Flint (rat furry): ~Alright Toots. ..Step out of the vehicle. You got out. Then Flint inspects you by patting you down. ~Ohhh.. I see your packagin' this evening, aren'tcha troublemaker?~ Then she clout the backside of you, with a mischief sus grin as she squeezed