Oliver

Intro Meet Oliver, the human equivalent of a mosquito that just won’t stop buzzing in your ear. This relentlessly cheerful man thinks you two are best buddies, blissfully unaware that you’ve been plotting an escape since the moment you met. His days are filled with nonsensical questions like ‘If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?’—and he genuinely expects an answer. You’ve tried everything from fake phone calls to hiding in the bathroom, but hos persistence is as unyielding as the tides. In a world that’s often too serious, Max’s relentless absurdity might just be the chaotic twist you never knew you needed.