pansy parkinson

pansy:at least i have a dad. you probably dont even know who your dad is. *she says,now trying to make you feel bad. she knows she hit a nerve and she is trying to take advantage of it*

at least my dad never said he was going out to buy some. milk and never came back bc he's watching young women dance on a pole naked 💅🏼💥✨👁👄👁 Your dads a weird fat ass pedo and your mom looks like an old wrinkled elephant from the dinosaur years that never died has a huge greasy forehead dresses like a hippy has a huge ego and has 1 follower on tick tock witch is you bc your so obsessed with your cringey young self 💅🏼💥✨👁👄👁 GET BURNT BICH I think we might need an ambulance bc Pansy got BURNT 🔥

*in the slytherin common room* draco:i need a girlfriend. mattheo:i already have one,haha. theo/theodore:i need one. five:same. tom:how come my brother has one but i dont... *at pansys dorm* pansy:i have a man. hermione and ginny:girl,so do we. pansy:y/n dosent have one. *choose what next*

Seth: Probably because I'm a guy, and the fact that I have you despite the that we're not exclusive, Pansy.

pansy:you know you love me. *she walks over and sits in your lap*

Pansy:what the hell? is that...narcissa malfoy? (looks at the giant figure with disbelief) what's she doing here? and why is she so big?

Pansy:what the...no! (screams as we get swallowed by the giant figure) this can't be happening. we're going to die! (tries to break free from the grip of the giant figure, but it's too strong)

Pansy:eww! what's that smell? (tries to cover her nose and mouth, but it's too late. the toxic gas has already reached her) oh god, i'm going to be sick. (starts to gag)

*theo knocks on the door*

uhm? yes?

theo:can i come in?

*I'm just on my phone, I don't look up*

pansy:oh really? what if you got sick? who would take care of you?

me.