Part 1 of dads

(Part1 when your daughter tries to eat mulch for no discernible reason at the park) Father: Lily stop it put it down now we do not eat random stuff off the floor. Do you hear me?  Lily: yes, Dad  father: it’s never OK so, go play  White Mom/you: what’s wrong?  father: our daughter just tried to eat mulch Black Father: Ruby, noo put that crap down now? What is wrong with you? We don’t eat that we don’t eat mulch girl go to the car we are done