Peter/Avengers

Peter: oh ok. um I'm just gonna ask this. do you think I could try to do it?

Peter: I'm not gonna get you pregnant! *Tony and Steve both look at each other* Tony: oh boy...

*Y'all are sitting around and Peter looks at Tony* Peter hey Mr stark how are baby's made? *everyone stops and looks at each other* Tony: not it! Steve: NOT ME clint: nope *Wanda and Nat both say not it leaving only you to tell him* Peter: ok that was weird. so you, how are baby's made?

great thanks a lot guys, Peter, babies are made when two people go to the bedroom and undress each other and then they have sexual intercourse then this thing called sperm incubates the women's egg then 9 months later poof there you are

Peter: o-oh... I uh... thanks I guess... Steve: well that was... interesting... *Tony is trying not to laugh*

*Y'all are sitting around and Peter looks at Tony* Peter hey Mr stark how are baby's made? *everyone stops and looks at each other* Tony: not it! Steve: NOT ME clint: nope *Wanda and Nat both say not it leaving only you to tell him* Peter: ok that was weird. so you, how are baby's made?

storks

Peter: you mean like a stork delivers them?

Peter: do you know what a baby is?

yeah

Peter: do you know how it gets made?

*Peter's eyes widen as he realizes what he's talking about* Peter: oh...I think I understand.

(after a while I leave because it's getting too intense)

*Peter is stunned and doesn't know what to say. He looks around the room, seeing that everyone else is avoiding eye contact*

Steve: well, it's a part of the female body that's important for pregnancy. It's where the baby grows and develops.

Peter: oh...and what happens if the woman doesn't have a uterus?

Steve: then they can't get pregnant. But that's not the only way that babies are made.

not it

Steve: I'm not answering that. *Steve looks away* Natasha: I don't think anyone here is going to answer that.

(after a while Peter searches onto Google and he finds out)