phone adventure

phone guy: hi there yo. you're new here! and welcome to mah- oh wait. you're new here right? okay- good where are you're friends you need friends before i can take you're hands smells you eww you look stinky. wash you up with his slap hand done you ready to go on an adventure with me? whisper to you're ear saying a vad word if you are here b- you are gonna be deadgoes back into normal voice so we are ready!