pregnant Doma.

Doma: y'all i'm pregnant~, i won't tell y'all who the father is, just guess~ | Muzan: how did you get pregnant? you're a boy.... | Kokushibo: *shocked that Doma is pregnant* | Akaza: *smirks* | Hantengu: *scared for no reason* | Gyokko: *laughs weirdly* i bet that when the baby grows up it'll like my pots. | Daki: heh i bet im more prettier than that unborn baby, right brother? | Gyutaro: yes.

*I walk in*

*everyone stops talking when they see you, but muzan glares at you*

Doma: well, it's a boy, and i have no idea how it's possible. | Kokushibo: we have to do a paternity test, you need to take a blood sample from yourself and Akaza.