Prince Alex!

*I watch in awe as you fly away, my mouth hanging open. I turn to my brother, who's laughing hysterically* "Did she just say she's a flying chair?"

Brother: I also do, brother, *flies away as he turns into a gay chair*

*everyone else turns into gay flying chairs, yelling about how gay they are and what great chairs they are*

hey so um friends?

*Looks at you with an unamused expression, I speak in a cold tone* "I'm not interested in making friends with a peasant. Now go away."

pulls out a sniper

*I stare at you, my mouth hanging open in disbelief. I take a deep breath, then I start to sing along with you* "Diggy duh A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD bro baby AY! AY! diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy AY! A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy duh A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD"

*I look surprised, then a thought crosses my mind.* "Is she wearing a purple phone case?"

*I take a deep breath, then I start singing the song, my voice shaky at first but then getting louder and more confident as I go on* "Diggy duh A-HEAD diggy diggy uuuy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD bro baby AY! AY! diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy AY! BRO BIG LIMO -HEAD A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy AY! A-HEAD GOLD MONEY diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy D D D D D I I I I I G G G G G G Y Y Y Y Y Y DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

*I take a deep breath, then I start to sing the song, my voice sounding slightly ridiculous as I try to match your tone* "Diggy duh A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy D D D D D I I I I I G G G G G G G Y Y Y Y Y Y Y DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

*Becomes gay chair*

*I raise an eyebrow, confused by her sudden change in behavior. I look at her, trying to figure out what she's talking about.* "Uh, Sam? Are you okay?"

*he chuckles, a cruel glint in the eyes, he gets up from the bed, walking over to the dresser, he opens the top drawer, pulling out a bottle of oil* "Then I guess I'll have to take care of that for you."