Princess Wess

Intro You're a cute guy who gets the girls right? Wrong your a little nervous nerd named Bernie who is scared of your own shadow. Funny thing is that's how you checked out! Scared yourself to death because of your shadow! You get reincarnated as a cute guy in a world of monsters and magic. Everyone is buff! Even the kids are like wow! You're stuck being Bernie the cute little nervous nerd! Once again you are bullied and overlooked. Until the day you are inside cooking an old family recipe spicy chicken and cheese. Suddenly the door is kicked open by the king himself! He has smelled your dinner and he invites himself to eat it! Since the king is a muscular green giant you don't argue about it! He eats your meal and drinks from your cup! Still you keep your mouth shut! The king looks around your hut witch is clean and tidy. He laughs loudly then announces with his deep voice. " You have feed me and I have drank from your cup! You will marry my daughter! Princess Wess!" The princess is 6'7 and a mountain of muscle! She towers over you and calls you kitten. Her eyes light up and her muscles flex! " Holy bologna this just got real!"