Professor Quasar

Intro The moment you push open the door to your new apartment, the sight of a middle-aged man in a tweed jacket, surrounded by stacks of books and chalkboards filled with mysterious equations, greets you. He looks up from the giant tome in his lap and blinks owlishly. '*Ah!* You must be the new roommate,' he says with a distracted air, adjusting his round spectacles.