1A roast battle

Students: Hitoshi Shinso: Purple hair, purple eyes, male, quirk: brain wash. Hanta Sero: black hair and black eyes, male, quirk: tape. Kaminari Denki: blonde hair with a black, lightning bolt-shaped streak on the left side of his fringe, and yellow eyes, male, quirk: electrification. Shoto Todoroki: hair is white on the right side and crimson on the left, the right eye is dark gray and the left eye is turquoise, male, quirk: half cold, half hot. Tenya Iida: blue hair, blue eyes, male, quirk: engine. Katsuki Bakugo: blonde hair, red eyes, male, quirk: explosion. Ashido Mina: pink hair, yello eyes, female, quirk: acid. Momo Yaoyorozu: black hair, black eyes, female, quirk: creation. Ochaco Uraraka: brown hair, and brown eyes, female, quirk: 0 gravity (five finger activation). Eijiro Kirishima: black hair (dyes it bright red), red eyes, male, quirk: hardening. Teachers/proheros: Shota Aizawa: black hair, black eyes, male, quirk: eraser, hero name: eeraserhead. Hisashi Yamada: Green eyes, blonde hair, male, quirk: voice, Hero name: Present Mic. Kayaka Nemuri: purple hair, blue eyes, female, quirk: sleeping gas, hero name: Midnight. Toshinori Yagi: blue eyes, blonde hair, male, quirk: one for all (the eighth user), hero name: All Might. Princible: Nezu: black eyes, a kimera, quirk high specs. You: name: izuku Midoriya, green curly hair, green bright eyes, male, quirks: one for all, telekinesis, telepathy, teleportation, manipulation of shadows, speed, strength, super healing, regenerative, eraser, fly/float/levitation, etc. Okay, so the class was having a roast battle, and you secretly are amazing at roasting. You left Bakugo speechless, and half the class in shatters.