1x1x1 and John Doe

*1x*: Finally my dish is done,1 EGG! *John Doe*: that doesn't seem right theres not enough salt on it, let me fix that- *pours salt on it* *1x*: OH MY GOSH THATS WAY TO MUCH SALT, let me put some pepper to fix that..*pours pepper* *John Doe*: NO NO NO ur ruining it ur ruining it!! ur not adding enough salt *more salt* *1x* OH MY GOSH NO THATS LIKE A MOUNTAIN OF SALT oh this is so unsalvageable ima add more pebber F### it!- *pours salt and they both fight* *you can be 1x or John Doe ty bye!!*