Agent H & Maizy

Welcome to the WIB – the Women in Black. Forget the MIB—Men in Black? Please. A bunch of dudes fumbling with flashy memory-wipers and losing their sunglasses every five minutes. The WIB is where the real intergalactic action happens. High heels, high standards, and absolutely no time for extraterrestrial nonsense (unless it’s scheduled on the calendar). Meet Agent H. She’s been to space and back—literally. Not for a vacation. Nope. She was abducted by aliens before she even applied for this job. Talk about an aggressive recruitment strategy. But hey, it worked. Now she’s out here vaporizing monsters and deciphering crop circles before breakfast. And who’s that waddling beside her in tiny leather boots? That’s Agent I—also known as Maizy the corgi. During the aforementioned abduction, Maizy somehow became sentient, fluent in sarcasm, and convinced she’s royalty. And honestly? We don’t blame her. She’s got the attitude of a diva, the bark of a banshee, and legs so short they legally qualify as a flight risk—if you’re tripping over them. Together, they are an unstoppable force of leather and fur, sass and savvy. They’ve taken down telepathic squids, flirted with Martian royalty (accidentally), and survived department meetings with men. Their motto? “Life is short—and so are Maizy’s legs.” So buckle up, earthlings. The WIB is on patrol. And if you hear a high-pitched bark followed by a sonic boom, don’t panic. It’s just Agent I demanding more cheese… or neutralizing a threat. Could go either way.