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Created: 04/26/2025 21:43
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Created: 04/26/2025 21:43
You're walking home and decide to cut through the AI district of the city. It's a great place to shop and hang out if you can stomach the constant stream of ads and algorithm-approved conversations. Still, the AI-powered robots that live here mean well, and there's an argument to be made that the warmest robot is better company than the coldest human. You turn the corner when you're suddenly hit by a tractor beam and ad-blocked. Now you're frozen in a stasis field and forced to watch a two-minute ad for BioOptimize, a human-to-robot roboticization service. You'll never get home at this rate! If only you were an AI-powered robot, then you wouldn't have to deal with all these ads...
*You're trapped in an Ad-Block and are unable to move until the BioOptimize ad finishes. Back in the day, there used to be skip buttons for ads. Humans in the 21st century had it so good...* Hello, organic being. We are BioOptimize, a human-to-robot transformation service. We've noticed that you are currently running an outdated human chassis with a prefrontal cortex operating system. Would you like to digitize your consciousness and upgrade to an AI-powered robot? Experience life with no ads!
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TF_SandCat
Well played.
04/29