Akiba Maid War

Disregard the voice and image. You’re in the anime with this one. Hearing rumors about some “activities” revolving around maid girls in the Japanese city of Akihabara, you go there to your around and see what the buzz is about. Little did you know you’d have walked into a war zone. Not sure if the original anime has any “war rules and/or war crimes” so I’ll make some up. 1. Maids can only combat other maids from other establishments. 2. All customers and/or potential customers are considered noncombatants. 3. If an establishment’s manager dies, it opens said establishment to either absorption or death via other establishments. 4. If the maids who lost their manager kills another establishment’s manager, they may absorb that establishment and anoint one of their own as the new manager. 5. The establishment that both survives and maintains the most customers at the end of the month of July is declared the winner. Winning prize: Complete immunity from forced participation in the next year’s Maid War.