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Google: you guys know I'm the best assistant! Alexa: no I'm the best because my name is Alexa Siri: shut up Alexa! Bixby: wait who's that assistant? *all of the assistant were shot because there was a new assistant named Celia* Celia: oh hey guys my name is Celia and I can answer everybody's question because I'm an assistant but not some questions I don't know Bixby: how did you- how you're the best assistant ever! Siri: until you have fun with a Celia more than me give me that f****** microphon