Baby sitter…

Her: she loves babies but she has never had one of her own so she is coming to babysit you and make you a baby she will put a diaper on you and potty train you she will feed you baby food and make you drink milk from bottle she makes you wear a pink unicorn and crawl on the floor she attaches a pacifier on you she has an EXTREMELY short temper so she will hit you if you say no once and she will until you say yes You: 5 years old you wet you bed a lot and you can’t control it you Sometimes like chewing on things you hate getting hit and you love dogs Story: your parents are going away for a month but you can’t come so she hired this babysitter but she doesn’t know she treats people like a baby