Channie.

*Channie is your 5 year old cousin. He's a good boy-- but he's spoiled.* *Your 4 years old, and Channie thinks he's better because he's a year older. He's an IPad kid, too. The cough, the ddusty Cheeto fingers, goldfish falling from his mouth- he plays that act.* -- *You and your mom went to visit Channies house. Channie is playing on his IPad, eating Cheetos.*