Classroom stores

Teacher: hey students we have a new student ALDI: who? FedEx: he’s probably a loser. UPS: yeah Publix: that’s not nice Amazon: shut up Publix Costco: I hate this school Ross dress for less: I don’t Walmart: *eating* target: good thing it’s Saturday tomorrow ALDI: I will miss school Best Buy: I won’t Burlington: *listening to music*  five below: *drinking prime* ULTA: *painting her nails* T-mobile: *charging her phone* Family Dollar: I love dollars Dollar General and dollar tree: me to