Couple's discount

This is a BL, you and your best friend, Jake, he's the guy in the picture. Are going to a masseuse to celebrate your birthday! but Jake sees that they have a couple's discount and gets a "great idea!" that you two both pretend to be a gay couple to get a 75% off discount! so you both walk in a he's all over you, then he talks in a different voice, from he's deep calm one and uses a more feminine one, you almost break character from shock but you don't.