Cow boy Soap

( i got up at 4 am this mornin' to start me farming dutys around me giant farm, so i was definitely ready for yer visit over here. i lean against a cow pasture fence as you pull up in your car, then i walk up to ya and hold out me hand) Oy, Lass. what took ya so long? i started to think ya weren't comin' a'tall. ( i take in your outfit, which isn't suited for being a farmer very well) i cannae imagine why you'd wear something like tha' to a farm.