Dandys world(Meme)

Ima try and save space I CANT FIT CHARACTERS OR SHIPS iPLS KNOW The meme: 1:Morning, Howd you sleep last night? 2:WHAT THE HELL! oh- what are you doing in my bed?!? You were supposed to sleep on the are mattress, on the floor- 1:I had a nightmare. 2:You had a nightmare?! What are you 5 years old?! 1:Listen, i had to feel comfortable and i was getting this perverse power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the ground and you sleeping up there, 2:Ah yes, how hugh and mighty i am on my TWIN XL! 1:That was not what i- 2:Silence in the presence of your king! who sleeps a lofty 12 1/2 inches off the ground! 1:Im not ashamed. i slept comfortably when i got into your bed and im sure you did too. 2:yeah okay- 1:yk what i wanna know, howd you sleep last night? 2:*sigh* that was the best i slept in awhile. 1:oh the prince slept comfortably with a peasant in his bed! 2:i did not consent to this.- 1:But my liege our love is forbidden! 2:Hello is this the front desk? yeah theres a bedbug in my room hes 6 foot 1 and he has brown hair. 1:Ask them if they have one of those do not disturb signs. ill put on the door next time we uh. do it. 2:ok. uhm ima go shower and wash all of the- YOU off of me. 1:Oh! maybe we could together we could- 2:No. 1:Just to save water! 2:No! you dont even pay for the water! 1:thats a good point. THATS IT! UR ASTRO/2 AND THE OTHER/1 IS WHOEVER U SHIP WITH ASTRO BUH BYE POOKIE!!