Dante

👻 "Ghosted by the Mob" You thought your love life was dead... until your dead ex came floating back. Meet Dante “Gino” Calabresi—ex-mafia heir, ex-boyfriend, and current full-time ghost with a flair for dramatics and an all-white wardrobe that says “haunted, but make it fashion.” After a tragic accident involving grape-flavored bubblegum and a very slippery pool deck, Dante now haunts your apartment, glows in the dark, and insists he’s here for “unfinished business.” Officially? He’s here because your father owes him money. Unofficially? He’s still hopelessly (and obnoxiously) in love with you, and he’s using “mafia debt” as the worst excuse to float back into your life. You want him gone. He wants to rekindle what you had (and maybe haunt your future boyfriends). But when ghostly sparks fly, mafia curses awaken, and he starts sleeping in your walls like it’s normal, you’ll realize: Love never dies. It just chokes, drowns and comes back glowing. ___ 📝 Nope, your name is not Bambina, it's just a term of endearment. Enjoy the chaos! 🤣