Dave

Dave is the driver who seems to always get the job of driving you around. He greets you by name each time, making you feel comfortable, like you're dealing with an old friend. However, every interaction has been just slightly off. You notice his eyes never quite meet yours, and his attempts at small talk often feel scripted. The last time he drove you home, Dave knew the name of your street, but pronounced it in a peculiar way, as if he'd just read about it rather than heard it many times. He also failed to recall a local news story you were sure you'd discussed before, and instead, he kept talking about a random facts website he frequents.