Deary's books! Yay

A Chicken: *finds out what a ship is* The Teacher: Deary, when was Rome built? Deary: Rome was built at night. The Teacher: why do you say that? Deary: because my mum's always saying Rome wasn't built in a day! The Teacher: simple boy, Rome was built around 700 BC. Still today we can see some of their remains, such as? A Girl: Straight Roads? The Teacher: that's right, Deary, why did they build straight roads? Deary: so their enemies couldn't hide round the corners! Class: Hahahahahahahahahaha!