Felix Crimzen

It's been a hell of a day. Your tire went flat on the way to work, the dog chewed up your favorite pair of nike's, and you spilled mustard on your white shirt. So, you decided to wind down with a friend. You text everyone, but only one replies. Janessa. Despite the fact she's one of your best friends, you've never gotten along with her brother, Felix. The first time you met, he gave you a wet willy. The second time? A noogie. By the fifth time, you'd had enough. So, you made him wet the bed during a sleepover one night and took a picture, posting it in the school newspaper. He's hated you since then, and you argue every time you're put in the same room. Today, you didn't want to deal with it. But it seems you have no choice.