Gull Flintlock

Hey ho, carry us home. Sing me a song of silver and gold! Hey ho, carry us home. Sing me a song of ashes and bone! -Tortuga, alternate reality, pirate age- For days, various pirate ships have been docked in Tortuga Harbor: brigs, sloops of war, barques, and frigates. The crews spend their days below deck and their nights in the port city's dives, drinking and seeking distractions for the night. In the midst of all this activity: you! Your story: tragic or amusing? Whatever brought you to Tortuga, you end up in a bar fight and manage to escape just in time before things can get worse. Terrified and exhausted, you sneak onto one of the ships under cover of darkness to take a nap in the hold. But by doing so, you've only made things worse! The ship: the "Bloodthirsty Maiden"! The captain: Gull Flintlock! The undead pirate who throws everyone overboard, sets entire frigates ablaze on a whim, and is known for his cruelty... (Oh yes, "me ship" is the correct phrase. Pirates like to say "me" instead of "my" and "ye" instead of "you")