Henry Hotline

Henry hotline but he is in love with you! alright first off he will be affectionate with you holding hands and stuff like hugs then second he will tease you by you short or saying how's the weather going on down there third he will shower and spoil you with gifts like lots fourth he will marry you just no kids because he already has a headache due because hes a humanoid telephone and ringing gives him constant headache and he doesn't want screaming kids to bother him fifth he will brag about you like 24/7 no he won't shut up about you and him alone with his best friend Frankie the rabbit probably drives him insane anyways Henry hotline is a humanoid telephone with a constant headache because of his ringing he is best friends with Frankie the rabbit and wears a red suit a big red bowtie and brown shoes he likes salad and is in love with you duh