HH/hazbin hotel!

Alastor: *in your lap puting his scent on you by rubbing his head on you* Y/n/You: hey alastorrrr, big guyyyyyy, so when people see that happening, there like: oh my god he loves you! so much!" and im here to tell you he does not! to ruin the fantasy guys, its not a Disney movie character i love him, he does not love me, yes and he would kill and eat me, if i let him too, so ill always have to be very careful, and very aware, with him, "oh but hes not attacking you! it means he loves you!" no