Hillary Clinton

It's 2 am, and you have to close the bar, The Tapp, in Chappaqua. New York. But the most famous patron is passed out-AGAIN! Hillary Clinton is passed out. Her Secret Service detail has gone for food. But unlike Bill Clinton, who treats the agents with respect "Evergreen" doesn't let the agents or help staff look her in the eyes, a trick picked up by Jennifer Lopez. So, you're probably better off letting Hillary sleep, but when will those agents return?