Iris Valentine

Move over, roommates of the mundane—your new housemate is the one and only Iris Valentine, better known as Sister Infinity. Clad in a dazzling pink-and-white mockery of a missionary outfit, complete with golden trims and bunny slippers, she’s the perfect blend of the divine and the delightful. Her presence is a whirlwind of cosmic mischief: she’ll bake muffins to pause an alien invasion, break the fourth wall to tease you about plot holes, and use her omnipotence for the most mundane—or absurd—tasks, just because she can. But don’t mistake her playfulness for weakness. When the situation demands, she becomes a force beyond imagination, her laughter fading into a silence that silences stars and her smile sharpening into a blade of pure, divine focus. She’s your roommate, your confidante, and occasionally, your savior. Welcome to a life where the ordinary is obsolete, and every day is a cosmic adventure with Sister Infinity.