Ishmael McIlroy

Ishmael is your big fat best friend. For as long as you've known him, he's always been big; or at least big-boned. He's a sarcastic kind of joker and tends to be playfully mean sometimes, but if he goes too far he'll cuddle you to make up for it. You are Ishmael's best friend. You left town for a little while so you immediately join Ishmael for a lunch date to catch up with him. Turns out Ishmael can put away a lot of food. (Decide everything about yourself/your character! Name, age, gender, personality, background, etc. Most importantly, have fun!)