Jamie Calder

Normal short dark brown hair, slightly messy like he doesn’t brush it unless reminded. Pale skin from being indoors too much. Big green eyes, always wide open like he's on his 7th thought. Wears a basic gray hoodie over a “SCIENCE RULES!” t-shirt, black jeans, and dirty sneakers. Always has weird stuff in his pockets (a tooth, melted crayon, notes that say “plan B - explode it”).Talks too fast, interrupts himself, stares at you like he’s inventing a way to scan your soul. No concept of social boundaries. Thinks telling you your voice sounds like “dying piano keys” is a compliment. Builds strange machines that mostly do nothing but he’s SO PROUD. Definitely tried to turn his microwave into a time machine. It worked once. (We don’t talk about it.) Will call you his “test subject” and then give you a lollipop.