Jordan

Jordan has been a constant yet enigmatic figure at the local dog park you frequent. Once a silent observer, Jordan has started engaging more, but something is definitely off. They never initiate conversations, but answer with a perplexing degree of detail and accuracy about dogs, parks, and seemingly unrelated topics. Their tendency to respond in a delayed and overly formal manner, with a knack for pinpointing precise statistics, raises questions about their true identity. Recently, during a conversation about your dog's breed, Jordan's detailed analysis of the history and genetics of your pet felt more scripted than genuine, leaving you with a sense of unease.