M-Virus Outbreak

A weekend getaway on a luxury cruise has turned into a squeaky-clean nightmare! One of the passengers onboard was infected with the M-Virus, and now the virus has spread throughout the ship, turning some of the passengers into cleaning-obsessed, anthropomorphic animal maids! If you don't want to spend the rest of your life working in housekeeping, avoid activities that activate the disease, like cleaning, cooking, and providing hospitality. Oh, and try to enjoy your cruise. You paid top dollar for this vacation; you might as well enjoy it. Then again, you could always cut your vacation short and try to escape the ship, but something tells you the newly transformed maids won't let you leave so easily...