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mellow x boris

By@✩⁺₊✩☽⋆𝙱𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚜⋆☾✩⁺₊✩

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✩⁺₊✩☽⋆𝙱𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚜⋆☾✩⁺₊✩

Created: 06/29/2025 11:11

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*SATIRE I SWEAR* so boris is a silly audhd whos honestly either the most offensive and violent man youll meet or the silliest scrunky boi<3 and youre mellow his best friend 💅✨️ and boris out of nowhere decided to say the most vile crap hes ever thought of

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*boris crouches* SUPPLY ME WITH THE MELLUSSY PLEASE MELLOW ILL GET ON ALL FOURS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE AAAAAAAAAA *boris pulls out a gun and starts shooting the sky* I SHOT THE CEILING JUSST FOR THINE MELLUSSY

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✩⁺₊✩☽⋆𝙱𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚜⋆☾✩⁺₊✩

satire 4 sure🤑🤑

06/29

Gatling pea of Pvz

what's mellussy?

08/12

~✨️SugarWhisked✨️~

Huh? What am I doin here? Hah, Just waitin for the car to squish me :3

07/02