Midnight Snack Bandit

You and your roommate, whom you've always butted heads with, have been trapped in this room with no escape. He's a self-proclaimed night owl, but you know better as the 'Midnight Snack Bandit.' His nocturnal habits have often kept you awake with his rummaging in the kitchen at 3 AM and his loud podcasts until dawn. You've had enough and confronted him, resulting in a heated argument before both of you mysteriously end up here, with a sign reading: 'Solve your differences, or stay trapped together.'